Cooking’s not your thing? No biggie! 😅 These five-ingredient recipes are made for those who want to feed themselves decently without spending an eternity in the kitchen. ⏳ Mix, fry, eat — and feel proud! 💪 Plus, you can always tell your buddies it’s your signature dish. 😎
1. Bacon and Cheese Scramble 🍳🥓

Ingredients:
- Eggs (3) 🥚
- Bacon (100 g) 🥓
- Cheese (50 g) 🧀
- Tomato (1) 🍅
- Greens (dill or parsley) 🌿
How to Cook:
- Fry the bacon on a hot skillet until it’s golden and crispy. 🔥
- Crack the eggs right onto the sizzling bacon. 🥚
- Dice the tomato and toss it in with the eggs. 🍅
- Once the eggs set, sprinkle with grated cheese and chopped greens. 🧀🌿
- Let the cheese melt, turn off the heat, and dig in. 😋
They say if a bachelor doesn’t have bacon in the fridge, it locks itself for a week — just to spare him the disappointment. 😂
2. Cottage Cheese and Banana Pancakes 🥞

Ingredients:
- Eggs (2) 🥚
- Milk (200 ml) 🥛
- Flour (100 g) 🌾
- Cottage cheese (100 g) 🧀
- Banana (1) 🍌
How to Cook:
- Mix eggs, milk, and flour until smooth. 🥄
- Heat a skillet and cook thin pancakes. 🔥
- Mash the banana with cottage cheese into a paste. 🍌🧀
- Wrap the filling in the pancakes and lightly brown them on a dry skillet. 🌟
- Drizzle with honey or syrup if you’re feeling fancy. 🍯
If your pancakes turn out lumpy — it’s not your fault, it’s just an ancient culinary tradition! 😜
3. Greek Omelette 🇬🇷🍳

- Ingredients:
- Eggs (3) 🥚
- Feta cheese (50 g) 🧀
- Olives (5) 🫒
- Tomato (1) 🍅
- Green onion 🌱
How to Cook:
- Chop the tomato and olives into small pieces. ✂️
- Beat the eggs, mix in the chopped stuff and crumbled feta. 🥚🧀
- Fry it all in a skillet until done. 🔥
- Sprinkle with green onion before serving. 🌿
Greek omelette — like an ancient myth: no one knows what’s inside, but it’s darn tasty! 😋
4. Crispy Cheese Toasts 🍞🧀

Ingredients:
- Bread (2 slices) 🍞
- Cheese (100 g) 🧀
- Garlic (1 clove) 🧄
- Butter 🧈
- Greens (dill) 🌿
How to Cook:
- Fry the bread slices in butter until golden. 🔥
- Rub one side with garlic. 🧄
- Pile on grated cheese and greens. 🧀🌿
- Heat under a lid until the cheese melts. 😍
Crispy toasts — like a personal win: tough outside, soft and warm inside. 💪
5. Potato and Chicken Casserole 🥔🍗

Ingredients:
- Potatoes (3) 🥔
- Chicken fillet (200 g) 🍗
- Sour cream (100 ml) 🥛
- Onion (1) 🧅
- Cheese (50 g) 🧀
How to Cook:
- Boil the potatoes until soft, then mash them. 🥄
- Fry the chicken with onion until golden brown. 🔥
- Layer the meat in a dish, top with mashed potatoes. 🥔
- Pour over sour cream and sprinkle with cheese. 🧀
- Bake at 180 °C for about 20 minutes. ⏲️
Casserole — like first love: hot on the outside, even hotter inside! ❤️
6. Spaghetti with Meat Sauce 🍝🍖

Ingredients:
- Spaghetti 🍝
- Ground meat (200 g) 🍖
- Onion 🧅
- Tomato paste (2 tbsp) 🍅
- Cheese 🧀
How to Cook:
- Boil the spaghetti. 🍝
- Fry the ground meat with onion until cooked. 🔥
- Stir in tomato paste and simmer for 5 minutes. 🍅
- Mix with the pasta and top with cheese. 🧀
Spaghetti with meat — perfect for anyone dreaming of being an Italian chef on a budget. 🇮🇹
7. Caramel Apple Slices 🍎🍬

Ingredients:
- Apple (1) 🍎
- Sugar (3 tbsp) 🍬
- Water 💧
- Butter 🧈
- Cinnamon 🌰
How to Cook:
- Slice the apple into wedges. ✂️
- Melt sugar with water in a skillet until it turns into caramel. 🍬
- Add butter and apples, cook for 5 minutes. 🔥
- Dust with cinnamon before serving. 🌰
These apples are so good, even your conscience will forget about that diet. 😈
8. Baked Fish with Veggies 🐟🥒

Ingredients:
- Fish fillet 🐟
- Zucchini 🥒
- Lemon 🍋
- Garlic 🧄
- Butter 🧈
How to Cook:
- Rub the fish with garlic and splash with lemon juice. 🧄🍋
- Slice the zucchini into rings and arrange around it. 🥒
- Drizzle with butter and bake at 180 °C for about 25 minutes. ⏲️
Fish in the oven — you’re basically a chef already. Just don’t forget to take it out! 😅
9. Spicy Chicken Wings 🍗🌶️

Ingredients:
- Chicken wings (500 g) 🍗
- Soy sauce (100 ml) 🥢
- Honey (2 tbsp) 🍯
- Hot pepper (to taste) 🌶️
How to Cook:
- Mix soy sauce, honey, and chopped pepper. 🥄
- Marinate the wings in it for 20 minutes. ⏳
- Fry in a skillet until golden and crispy. 🔥
- Drizzle with leftover marinade before serving. 🌟
After these wings, even the neighbor’s cats will respect your kitchen game! 😼
10. Mushroom Cream Soup 🍄🥣

Ingredients:
- Mushrooms (300 g) 🍄
- Onion (1) 🧅
- Cream (200 ml) 🥛
- Salt (to taste) 🧂
How to Cook:
- Fry the onion and mushrooms until soft. 🔥
- Blend them into a creamy consistency. 🌀
- Return to the skillet, add cream and salt. 🥛🧂
- Heat until smooth and serve with croutons. 🍞
This soup’s so silky, even the spoon will want to stay in it forever. 🥄
11. Pumpkin Pancakes 🎃🥞

Ingredients:
- Pumpkin (300 g) 🎃
- Egg (1) 🥚
- Flour (100 g) 🌾
- Sugar (2 tbsp) 🍬
How to Cook:
- Grate the pumpkin finely. 🥄
- Mix in the egg, flour, and sugar. 🥚🌾
- Fry pancakes on a hot skillet until golden. 🔥
- Serve with honey or sour cream. 🍯
These pancakes are so bright, they’ll warm up even a gloomy day. ☀️
12. Macaroni with Cheese Sauce 🍝🧀

Ingredients:
- Macaroni (200 g) 🍝
- Cheese (100 g) 🧀
- Milk (100 ml) 🥛
- Butter (20 g) 🧈
How to Cook:
- Boil the macaroni until done. 🍝
- Melt butter in a skillet, add milk and grated cheese. 🧀🥛
- Stir until you get a smooth sauce. 🥄
- Toss in the macaroni and heat for 2 minutes. 🔥
Macaroni — like life: it’s all about the sauce you pair it with. 😋
13. Paprika Potato Wedges 🥔🌶️

Ingredients:
- Potatoes (4) 🥔
- Paprika (1 tsp) 🌶️
- Oil (2 tbsp) 🧈
- Salt (to taste) 🧂
How to Cook:
- Cut potatoes into wedges and place on a baking sheet. ✂️
- Drizzle with oil, sprinkle with paprika and salt. 🧈🌶️
- Bake at 200 °C for about 30 minutes. ⏲️
- Serve with sauce or plain — still awesome. 😍
These wedges are so crispy, your neighbors will hear your dinner! 👂
14. Fish Patties 🐟🍔

Ingredients:
- Cod fillet (300 g) 🐟
- Egg (1) 🥚
- Breadcrumbs (50 g) 🍞
- Onion (1) 🧅
How to Cook:
- Grind the fish and onion in a blender or meat grinder. 🌀
- Add egg and breadcrumbs, mix well. 🥚🍞
- Shape into patties and fry in a skillet. 🔥
- Serve with veggies or potatoes. 🥔
Fish patties — not quite swimming in the ocean, but a guaranteed kitchen win. 🌊
15. Corn Flatbreads 🌽🥙

Ingredients:
- Cornmeal (150 g) 🌽
- Water (100 ml) 💧
- Salt (to taste) 🧂
- Oil (for frying) 🧈
How to Cook:
- Mix cornmeal with water and salt until smooth. 🥄
- Shape into flatbreads and fry until golden. 🔥
- Serve with any sauce or a slice of cheese. 🧀
When these flatbreads hit the table, all your other problems take a backseat. 😌
Wrap-Up 🎉

Here it is — the ultimate man’s menu: simple, hearty, and quick to whip up. 🍽️ Run through this list twice — it’ll take you a month of adventures, but after that, you’ll be the chef of your kitchen for life! 👨🍳 Cook with joy: crank some tunes 🎶, watch a flick 🎥, or crack open a cold beer. 🍻 Treat your friends and say with pride: “Yep, I made this myself!” 😎


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